supernatural 5.22 - 9.09
you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.
i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
robots getting really concerned when a human yawns and then another human does as well and wondering if this is some sort of group signal that they need to respond to so they just awkwardly go “aaaaaa” to try and imitate them
robots jumping and getting really scared when a human sneezes and rushing over to check on them “DID YOU JUST BLOW A FUSE ARE YOU ALRIGHT DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE”
robots getting all worried when their human is blushing because “your surface temperature has increased and your pigment is off are you alright”
robots trying to understand human bodies (◕ω◕✿)
Don’t be mistaken, this is not a weightloss progress picture. This is a recovery progress picture. In the top pictures I’m weighing in at 103 pounds after a couple months of starving and purging. In the bottom pictures I’m weighing in at 110 pounds after a couple months of healthy eating and exercise. I clearly gained weight even though I lost inches. In the top picture my stomach is clearly bloated, I’m weak, and faint, and depressed. In the bottom picture my stomach is much flatter and more importantly I’m happier, stronger, and healthier.
This just goes to show that the number on the scale doesn’t mean all that much. I weighed less during my ED than I do now, yet my body looks better now AT A HIGHER WEIGHT than it did then.
This is why the number on the scale means nothing to me.
Really want more people to see this. This is why I focus on my body measurements and not the number on the scale.
YES YES YES
The Doctor Games [x]
THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER AND SO HILARIOUS I CAN’T STOP WATCHING IT
I love how Eleven sees the fez and Ten just shakes his head “No you idiot”
In the same fuckin lake actin like nobody died there ir anything
So I was talking about my magical girl transformation headcanons with my sister where the transformations just happen so fast that to everyone around them it’s only a flash of light
and then I remembered that whenever Danny transforms it’s like a flash of light and now I can’t stop picturing him going through a magical girl transformation every time heLP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HEADCANON ACCEPTED
guys, what if he gets a sailor moon-esque transformation, but we never see it cause on the outside of the rings is just blinding light, but he gets ribbons and sparkles and rainbows that only he can see! yes. good.
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Reblogging for that fucking comment
Man if I was that cop I’d arrest his ass and throw him in a maximum security prison saying “laws don’t apply in here” and watch him get eaten alive.